Gracie Allen Reporting!

The Pittsburgh Press (May 24, 1945)

Gracie Allen Reporting

By Gracie Allen

Well, as near as I can understand that Supreme Court ruling, one state can say to a couple, “You’re divorced,” and another state can say, “You’re not; you’re still married,” if it wants to.

It seems that according to this ruling, people who get one of those quick Reno divorces may find that they’re divorced when in Nevada and still married when they’re in some other state.

This can lead to a whole new cycle of popular songs. In fact, I’ve composed a few lines as a starter:

Oh, we’re free in Ol’ Nevada but still spliced in Caroline…
We are strangers up in Reno but in Texas you’re still mine.

And think what this situation could do to a man like Tommy Manville! If his divorces become valid only in Nevada, he might have to make that state his permanent home.