Stokes: Strangling of OWI means world will never know power of U.S.
By Thomas L. Stokes
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U.S. expects big battle in China – may employ large Chinese Army
By David Lawrence
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York blasts homer, brace of singles to pace attack
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Dodgers draw near top – Redlegs edge Cards – Phils end streak
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Sen. George asserts authority will be restored by Chamber
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By George R. Reiss
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Says they could have used it with bad effects
By George Tucker, Associated Press staff writer
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Formula expected to be announced soon – CIO reaction favorable
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Says it won’t sit with management
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By Charles A. Leedy
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By Gracie Allen
Jack Benny, Edgar Bergen and Fibber McGee and Molly notwithstanding, the Tokyo radio still has the funniest programs on the air. They have just announced that it is still not too late for the United States to surrender.
I guess, according to Japanese reasoning, the victorious Germans have imprisoned the Russians in Berlin, the Americans are retreating in the direction of Tokyo and the Japanese fleet is holding a victory celebration at the bottom of the ocean.
Tokyo radio has also announced that they were organizing bow-and-arrow and jujitsu units to fight against us. George thinks we will really have something to worry abut when they send those old Japanese vaudeville tumblers against us. But I’ve got it figured out all our boys have to do is start applauding. Then when the Japs leap up to take their bows – bang!