Gracie Allen Reporting
By Gracie Allen
Well, girls, now is the time of year when spring starts breaking up our homes again.
Our better halves bury their noses in the sporting pages at breakfast, and slop coffee on the tablecloth as they get agitated over the Dodger’s chances. They don’t realize that it’s going to take longer for that tablecloth to come back from the laundry than it will for the Dodgers to come back.
It’s funny what spring does to men. They look so healthy and vigorous swinging those golf clubs and tennis rackets. But just hand them a broom or a carpet sweeper, and that forgotten knee injury suddenly flares up.
They can carry a heavy golf ball as far as 10 miles, but they can’t carry a wet sponge as far as a dirty window.