America at war! (1941--) -- Part 2

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Diary of a WAAC reveals vital statistics

Louisville, Kentucky (UP) –
An official release from Fort Knox today revealed the social statistics in the life of a WAAC.

The Army said these figures were taken from the diary of pretty WAAC Aux. Rita Smith of New Albany, Indiana. In one week, Aux. Smith was:

Asked for dates 26 times
Whistled at 389 times
Danced with 89 times
Stood up 0 times