Stokes: This is victory!
By Thomas L. Stokes
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By David Dietz, Scripps-Howard science editor
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Principles of democracy put into practice
By Edward A. Evans, Scripps-Howard staff writer
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By Gracie Allen
HOLLYWOOD – Dear me, it looks as though the throne room isn’t the only place where kings get into trouble. I see where King Gustav of Sweden just fell down in his bathtub. It must have made an awful big splash, because he’s way over six feet tall – a real king-sized king. Not a bit like that tiny Victor Emmanuel of Italy. When that one gave the Fascist salute, he looked like a little boy asking for permission to leave the room.
I hope that business of a slippery bathtub doesn’t give enemy agents ideas for a new system of accidental assassination. The old-fashioned way of throwing a bomb at royalty looks pretty suspicious in the eyes of police. But they wouldn’t get suspicious if you just stood outside the palace door with a banana peel in your hand.
For instance, whipped cream in movie scenes is mashed spuds
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