Gracie Allen Reporting!

The Pittsburgh Press (June 25, 1945)

Gracie Allen Reporting

By Gracie Allen

Well, every big criminal makes a wrong move sooner or later and that old Hitler has finally made his. Reports are he is running around garbed as a member of the feminine sex.

Girls, he’s on our home ground now! Let’s get him!

After all, with apologies to those good-looking fellows in the FBI, aren’t women the greatest man-hunters in the world?

Next time you see a particularly pushy woman with a peek-a-boo bang showing at a bargain counter clerk to see that it isn’t Adolf. Next time you see a pair of high heels walking down the street make sure that a third heel isn’t wearing them. Or next time you see a woman driving on the right side and making correct hand signals at a corner, something’s fishy.

So Adolf wants to be a pin-up girl, eh? Too bad we don’t wear hatpins anymore and could oblige him.