Gracie Allen Reporting
By Gracie Allen
Well, I don’t know yet whether it’s funny or tragic, but that story about Adolf Hitler taking a wife to an Alpine hideout to raise little Hitlers is certainly a lulu. If you ask the typical German man-in-the-street – and that’s where most of them are living now – he’ll tell you that one Hitler is already too many.
Then another story says there is talk he may take along a few spare wives. You can imagine the confusion with all those Hitler doubles running around!
My husband George, who is a baseball fan, says even the Nazis don’t relish the idea of another war with Adolf Hitlers pitching and catching and playing both the infield and outfield. One Hitler, doing the coaching from the sidelines, has worked out badly enough.