Gracie Allen Reporting
By Gracie Allen
Well, happy valentine greetings to all and in particular here are a few special ones:
To my husband George: Don’t fence me in, come turn me loose to buy a hat likle Clare Boothe Luce.
To an American general: George Patton, pudding and pie hit the Nazis, and make them cry.
To my grocer: My love for you I cannot utter when you produce a pound of butter.
To the Senate committee: A loving cup of lots of solace to Jesse Jones and Henry Wallace.
To the Nazis: Russians are red, Hitler is blue; victory is sweet, but it’s not for you.