Gracie Allen Reporting
By Gracie Allen
My goodness, the Roosevelts are certainly keeping Cupid busy these days! First it was Elliott and now it’s Fala. The difference is that Roosevelts won’t disclose the identity of Fala’s wife. She must be a Republican.
I’m sorry they’re making it a secret wedding. A formal White House ceremony would have been so picturesque!
I can just see Mr. and Mrs. Fala trotting down the east steps under an arch of crossed bones while the well-wishers shower hem with kibbled dog biscuit.
Then as a honeymoon, the newlyweds could have strolled romantically among the cherry trees that line the Potomac.
Yes, I’m sorry they’re having such a quiet wedding. I do hope no Congressman finds anything to criticize about it.