Pegler: Spelvin’s views
By Westbrook Pegler
New York –
George Spelvin, American, being called to Washington to state his views on the conditions of peace, took the stand just after lunch.
Q. (By Senator Nilly) Mr. Spelvin, the committee would be pleased to hear your views on the matter in which we are to solve the German problem.
A. (By Mr. Spelvin) Well, Senator, the way I see it and I don’t want to be arbitrary, but you are absolutely right because the dirty Nazis certainly were responsible, and President Roosevelt just before the war, why, you remember, he sent Adolf Hitler a letter or maybe a cable but anyway, this message, whatever it was, whether a letter or what, well he asked Hitler not to mess up those other countries in Europe, so Hitler, he was riding pretty high those days, so he sent letters to all those other countries asking if they were afraid he was going to mess them up and, of course, if you are sitting right under the guns like they were, why you don’t like to get fresh so they said, “Oh, no” they said, they never thought of such a thing and then you remember, why, whammy, he socked poor little Poland and then Denmark and Norway and–
Q. (By Senator Nilly) I don’t like to interrupt but if you will pardon the interruption, why, what the committee is more interested in, Mr. Spelvin, is of course we all do remember the events of those days, but the committee would like to have your views on–
A. (By Mr. Spelvin) Well, I was coming to that, Senator, and the way I see it when a country starts two world wars in 25 years and they say they are the master race and they ought to rule the world and then you have to pull everything out of joint for four or five years, yourself, to lick them, well it seems to me the best way you can do is bust them up in little pieces and if it was me I would favor moving the French border up to the Rhine and I would give the Dutchmen a piece of Germany and the Danes and the Poles, too; but, Senator, the hell of it is, if you will pardon the expression, well you recall the Germans took Alsace and Lorraine that other time, and the Frenchmen couldn’t rest until they got them back, and the same way with the Italians, they got back some land but most everybody was a Heinie in those places by this time so the French they made them teach French in the Alsace-Lorraine schools and Mussolini he made his Heinies learn to speak Eyetalian and made it a felony to yodel–
Q. (By Senator Nilly) Then I take it that you mean–
A. (By Mr. Spelvin) Well, yes in a way, because you have to face facts and if we say we are going to let people live by the consent of the governed and then you take and give eight or 10 million Heinies to the Frenchmen and Poles and all like that, why, naturally, they are going to feel very bad and after another 25 years maybe England has got another government or France goes cockeyed again like she done – like they did – this last time and these Heinies will make a deal some way to fight for their freedom from the oppressor and there you are all over again.
Q. (By Senator Nilly) But, sir, if I may interrupt and of course the committee wants your views, not mine, but if I may point out–
A. (By Mr. Spelvin) And then, furthermore, Senator, right is right and if we say we are against aggressors then do we mean all aggressors, or do we forget all about Finland, because you may remember, President Roosevelt, why he burned up that Stalin that time for being an aggressor against Finland and then again, after Hitler messed up Poland why Stalin he just split up Poland with Germany, so now he is fixing to keep part of Poland and give Poland part of Germany, but how about all those Poles that were living in the part that Joe took and we never did get any true reports what happened, but we did hear he sent a lot of them to Siberia; and those Ukrainians, too, that he didn’t trust, what happened to them?
Q. (By Senator Nilly) And what about Quisling and Laval?
A. (By Mr. Spelvin) Well, I think like you do on that, and I certainly would burn them down, but when you are out after traitors, why the way I see it as an American, why I see it as an American there was a lot of other traitors there in France and they did their worst to louse up France so Hitler could walk in, and it was the same in our own country but now they call those bums patriots and, excuse me, I don’t know whether you are democrat or not, but President Roosevelt he lets those dirty rats, no-account, lowdown Communist traitors get jobs in our government, like the Dies Committee said, and now they are all mixed up in Sidney Hillman’s Communist outfit so–
(By Senator Nilly) The committee thanks you Mr. Spelvin.