America at war! (1941–) – Part 4

Gracie Allen Reporting

By Gracie Allen

Hollywood, California –
It’s wonderful how the World Series baseball games are being broadcast to our fighting men everywhere – on South Sea Islands, in Alaska, on ships at sea. Even in tanks and planes they’re listening – and loving it.

And the Germans no doubt are listening too, but I’ll bet they’re pretty confused. I can imagine a scene something like this:

GERMAN SPY: Herr General, our fifth column has captured half of Amerika. The Amerikan radio announcer admits that the Yanks of New York were defeated, Detroit was blasted, and now a great battle rages in St. Louis. And, Herr General, they did it all with baseball bats!

GERMAN GENERAL: We’ve been using the wrong weapons. Tell our soldiers to throw away their guns. For now on it’s bats to fight the Amerikans.

GERMAN SPY: Ya, that’s what I say – it’s crazy.