‘Saves us trouble,’ Canadian thinks
WITH THE FIRST CANADIAN ARMY, Germany (UP) – A Canadian soldier, hearing of Adolf Hitler’s reported death, said, “It save us a lot of trouble.”
Another Canadian trooper said the event was “too sudden. It deprived us of the joy of hearing that we hanged him.”
Hitler’s on trip, astrologist says
NEW YORK (UP) – Astrologist Helen Paul read of Adolf Hitler’s reported death, checked over the same horoscope Der Fuehrer used to use, and decided that “it couldn’t be so.”
The charts showed Hitler left Germany last week on a long journey, Mrs. Paul said. The charts didn’t name the destination.