Gracie Allen Reporting!

The Pittsburgh Press (July 19, 1945)

Gracie Allen Reporting

By Gracie Allen

HOLLYWOOD – Girls, did you read what that nice Admiral McCain said about American women?

Why, according to him, we’re practically winning the war because of the way we toughen up the American man at home.

The Admiral says the Japanese men get an inflated ego because their wives aren’t allowed to criticize them. Then when they go out and pick on a stranger like Uncle Sam and he smacks them down, they don’t understand it.

You see Japanese wives, being practically slaves, can’t develop their men’s imagination. A Japanese man, coming home at 4 a.m. after losing fifty yen at cards doesn’t have to dream up a story. It’s his wife who is scared, not he.

So girls, the next time you henpeck your husband, I hope he realizes that it isn’t because you have a nagging disposition. You’re merely being patriotic!